Laws Of Life

Laws Of Life

1)Law of Telephone:
When U dial a wrong number
 you never get a busy tone
2)Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
3)Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
4)Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire
5)Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings
6) Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting some1 you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with
7) Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to some1 that a machine won’t work, it will
8) Law of Biomechanics:
 The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
9) Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the furthest frm the aisle arrive last
10) Law of COffee:
As soon as you sit dOwn for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask yOu to do something which will last until the cOffee is cold
11) Law of Proposal:
 After u accept a proposal U will get a better One